Chloe Blow-ey
Just a short aside: for those of you out there who watch American Idol and who have the McPheever, I hate you! I can't believe that Chris got voted off, but I have to say that he deserves more than to be crowned the next Idol. He has left the cheese factory and will go on to become something so much better. But if Catherine, the broadway showtunes singing Scientologist wins it, I will have to forever ban the show. I despise myself so much already for even being a viewer (but vote for Elliott!)
Now for the meat: I walked past Chloe Sevigny on the street by my apartment yesterday evening. Recognized her because she had on black socks pulled up to her knee and that is a pretty random, yet stylish, sight so I looked up to see her dour face looking at mine. Why so sad, Chlo? Perhaps she was just in character for Big Love. Or else the fact that rumor has spread that she gave a REAL blow job for a artsy film is getting her down. I researched it and saw photos... I cannot confirm that that was a real penis (perhaps a prosthetic a la the South Park movie?) but whatever it was, she was sucking away. Can she justify it because she's an "actress" and not a porno star? Does she just view a penis as being part of a person, as innocent as a thumb, say? Regardless, she could still smile since she probably lives in one of the swanky Central Park West apartments that she was walking by. So what if you're a dirty whore? At least you have a nice place to go and hide in until it all "blows" over.
Now for the meat: I walked past Chloe Sevigny on the street by my apartment yesterday evening. Recognized her because she had on black socks pulled up to her knee and that is a pretty random, yet stylish, sight so I looked up to see her dour face looking at mine. Why so sad, Chlo? Perhaps she was just in character for Big Love. Or else the fact that rumor has spread that she gave a REAL blow job for a artsy film is getting her down. I researched it and saw photos... I cannot confirm that that was a real penis (perhaps a prosthetic a la the South Park movie?) but whatever it was, she was sucking away. Can she justify it because she's an "actress" and not a porno star? Does she just view a penis as being part of a person, as innocent as a thumb, say? Regardless, she could still smile since she probably lives in one of the swanky Central Park West apartments that she was walking by. So what if you're a dirty whore? At least you have a nice place to go and hide in until it all "blows" over.
posted by Tracy at 10:40 AM
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Thanks for telling me who got voted off, I can now save the 30 seconds it would take to skip to the end of the show on my TiVo. And the fact that Kat is still on and Chris got voted off proves that America is overloaded with droves of sheep that have no clue what talent is.
In other news, I saw that scene from Ms Sevigny's film, which was titled Brown Bunny for those that are curious. It looked real enough. I thought it would be awesome, but instead I just feel... awkward.
You should watch Ryan break the news to Chris regardless... I, too, only tune in at the end. I clicked over just in time to see Ryan surprise us all with his delivery... so much so that it looks like Catherine might choke on her own tongue!!!
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