Wednesday, May 10, 2006

First a Mouseketeer and Now This?

Britney is pregnant again. She has made all the money in the world before she turned 20, and now she is free to walk around public bathrooms in bare feet and pop babies out one after the other. Kevin really turned her life around, hey? And I'm loving every second of it. She is destined to become the next Sally Struthers. Pretty, fit blonde with the world as her oyster, doomed to late night infomercials and yo-yo dieting. Please somebody come up with the next brand of condoms bearing Kevin Federline's face on the packaging. "Don't let him do this to you! Wear a rubber... better make it two!"

1 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the K-Fed out of the girl, it would seem.

1:31 PM  

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